cromulent adj.
Fine, acceptable or normal; excellent, realistic, legitimate or authentic.
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What is Cromulent Coffee?
Cromulent Coffee attempts to index great cafes around the world for locals and travellers. Locations are tagged into two ratings:
Latte art test n.
The study of customer photographs on social networks to establish whether a cafe has consistently good latte art.
Often associated with excellent coffee drinking.
FAQ
Why "Cromulent Coffee"?
Dilbert can answer that.
Are you really claiming that coffee only tastes good if it looks good?
Not at all; but masterful hand-poured latte art is a sign of a barista who knows what they're doing.
Why doesn't the "Near Me" map point do anything?
You need to ensure your browser can use your location, and that it's enabled for cromulentcoffee.com. Don't worry -- it's only used locally and we never save it or report it up to the internet.
But I live in Italy / Sydney / Melbourne and can get good coffee anywhere. Why do I need this?
You don't.
Is there such a thing as a dry cappuccino?
No.
How do I find the latest cromulent coffee / suggest somewhere else?
Hit up @cromulentcoffee on Instagram or twitter. Starbucks need not apply.
